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Joke of the Day

"*Scrawls ""HELP ME, MY PARENTS ARE VEGANS!"" on gas station restroom mirror*"

"""What aisle has the milk?"" ""Sir, this is a library."" *whispers* ""What aisle has the milk?"""

"Why is 6 afraid of 7 Cos 7 has Ebola."

"Why is Barbie's boyfriend afraid of commitment? He's a chic Ken."

"What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ? An eggroll !"

"The cashier at McDonald's was more than happy to warm up some Diet Coke for my baby's bottle."

"I know a lot of women who should substitute their lipstick with glue sticks."

"What do music producers eat for breakfast? Fruity Loops"

"If the first piece of advice from any life coach isn't ""avoid bears"" you're being scammed."

"I dated a guy so arrogant he walked into a post while looking at his reflection in a store window. I left him. Unconscious on the street."