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Joke of the Day
"""What aisle has the milk?"" ""Sir, this is a library."" *whispers* ""What aisle has the milk?"""
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"How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it."
"I once dated a girl who told me she had had sex with Mr. Peanut. She was fucking nuts."
"9: Whatcha watching? Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there? Me: Two people. 9: Are they married? Me: Not for long."
"Who did the dyslexic devil worshipper sell his soul to? Santa"
"If I ever become president, everyone will recieve a pet unicorn and a midget sidekick."
"the racists in this town are so proud of their lack of pigmentation you'd think they had actually chose it themselves :)"
"Math problems are like women If they're under 18 just do them in your head"
"Here is a joke for all the mind readers and psychics"
"I phoned a local restaurant. I said, ""Hello, can I make a booking for tonight?"" They said, ""I'm sorry, we haven't got any tables."" ""That's ridiculous,"" I said. ""How do you serve the food?"""