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Joke of the Day

"What do music producers eat for breakfast? Fruity Loops"

"What does Wolverine and Caitlin Jenner have in common? They're both X-Men."

"Twitter is working worse than a dollar store pregnancy test."

"Apparently, Walt Disney was a secret FBI snitch for 26 years so I guess you could say he was a rat who was famous for drawing a mouse."

"I'm like Pac-Man because I travel in the dark to Dippin' Dots stands to eat them, all while getting chased by members of the Ku Klux Klan."

"I'm gonna call my mom 26 times today to tell her about all the nothing that I'm doing, just to even the score."

"I once had a job circumcising Elephants The pay was low, but the tips were *huge*"

"Where do bad pigs go? They get sent to the pen."

"The council have started asking people what they think of their plans to build a wind turbine off the local coastline. I'm not a big fan."

"I used to drive a Ford Fiesta... Until I took some Adderal to study for my test. Now It's a ford focus"