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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ? An eggroll !"
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"Q: What do they use frozen band-aids for? A: Cold cuts."
"I accidentally bought regular Cheerios instead of Honey Nut and now my breakfast tastes like I'm attending a party sober."
"Christmas Chimney Congestion Q: Why doesn't Santa have any children?A: He only comes once a year -- and when he does, it's down a chimney."
"I got an STD from a hipster. My doctor said he's never heard of it."
"Most Viral Trend of 2014 Announced News just in: Most viral trend of 2014 formally announced: Ebola."
"Word of the day Exhaustipated...........Just too tired to give a sh!t"
"Why did the scarecrow get promoted? Because he was out standing in his field"
"Tarzan walk into his wife making dolma.. He then shouts: How many times I told you not to touch my underwear?!?!"
"I still think Porky Pig got his stutter from an early jail experience."