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Joke of the Day
"I know a lot of women who should substitute their lipstick with glue sticks."
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"How do Soviet prison mates greet each other? Gulag to you too."
"Growing up on Disney movies has left me so disillusioned about small woodland creatures and their willingness to help me with my chores."
"A farmer spent over $12 million to see the effects of marijuana on cows... The steaks had never been higher."
"Why aren't there any ""old husband tales""? There are. They just get re-branded as ""logic"" and ""the truth""."
"Neighbors across the street have their Christmas lights up, so I invited them to my Easter Egg hunt this afternoon."
"My bloodtype is really disappointing. My doctor keeps saying ""be positive""."
"What do you call an alligator with a vest on?... ...an investigator."
"What does Santa listen to while delivering presents? sleigh-er"
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