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Joke of the Day
"Why is Barbie's boyfriend afraid of commitment? He's a chic Ken."
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"Two snares and a cymbal walk off a cliff. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zXDo4dL7SU"
"Gay guys are fucking assholes."
"What did the Australian say to the hawk? Good eye!"
"How much do Rabbi's charge for their circumcisions? Nothing. They just keep the tips."
"Why go out and be a 3rd wheel when you can stay home and be a unicycle?"
"Two ants, Jack and Rose, are sitting on a leaf on water. Suddenly, a small tide comes and upturns the leaf. Only the girl ant sinks... ...because the other is a buoy ant"
"What happened when the orange slept with the dirty lemon? He got lemonaids."
"What do you call two breath mints that were turned into humans by a scientist? Ex-pair-a-mints."
"What do you get when you cross an ape and a black person?? A really stupid ape"