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Joke of the Day

"I saw some footage of some polar bears drinking water today. It's obviously fake. Everybody knows they only drink Coca-Cola."

"I'm not a doctor but I know adding cheese to anything makes it an antidepressant."

"Air Asia Accident - java reference So some remains of the Air Asia Airline were found in the Java sea. Guess the pilot didnt C#."

"My mom once called me at 3am to tell me some long lost relative died and hung up on me when I asked if they'd still be dead at 8am."

"I got this ""breathe"" tattoo on my wrist because I don't have a central nervous system and it's a helpful reminder."

"Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon snow? Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long."

"Hey Southpaw, going to lunch? Of course, I also have the right ..."

"What did a German say to a Jewish man when he sneezed? Gesundheit"

"What do you call a wheel with clothes? Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle."

"I always get nervous before injections so I shut my eyes. I usually end up stabbing the chair."