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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you watch the Blind Side backwards? Oher's NFL career"
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"Selling an improved autocorrect? Shut up and take my monkey."
"Why did the programmer quit his job? Because he didn't get arrays."
"Wife said she was 'retaining water' and I said I'd wondered who drained the swimming pool. Been 4 days and I'm still hiding in the attic"
"Happy Birthday, black Jesus."
"Why does a rooster watch TV ? For hentertainment !"
"Why is the beach wet? Cause the seaweed"
"They told me if you put your newborn in front of an orphanage he would grow up an Orphan So I stuck my baby in the ATM machine so he could grow up to be a rich banker"
"I lost two things today. My virginity.. ..and my job at the morgue."
"Have you heard about the pussy that opens beer bottles? Here's a bottle opener, go get me a beer."