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Joke of the Day
"IAmA dyslexic government computer programmer, AMA! Whoops, wrong usb."
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"If your conservative parents piss you off over the holidays, come out to them. You don't even have to be gay, it's just a fun thing to do."
"What did Bill say to Hillary after sex? ""I'll be home in 20 minutes."""
"What do you call Shia LaBeouf's alter ego? Inertia."
"Did you hear about the man who had sex with a parrot? He got chirpes, and the bad news is...it's untweetable."
"Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach? They don't like getting sand in their crack."
"I saw someone litter a picture of Kim Kardashian. What a waist!"
"down vote this do it"
"How do two lesbians pass their time when on their period? Finger painting."
"Imagine a sister store to Cold Stone Creamery where you can buy a bucket of mashed potatoes with ""mix-ins."" Hot Mash Potatery"