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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between the 7 dwarfs and a girl's high school track team? The 7 dwarfs are a bunch of cunning runts..."

"if you can cow boy lasso something inside a store and pull it outside to where you are you get it for free"

"I used to think my neighbors were racist but that thoughtful burning cross they put in my yard proved to be a great source of natural light."

"How are Michael Jackson and Starfish Tuna similar? They both come in little cans."

"This Valentines Day I hope you got shot by Cupid and not a legless Olympic sprinter."

"""Yoda, are we on the right track?"" ""Off course, we are."""

"The Legend of Zelda Joke Do you know why Ganon can't use the internet? There's too many Links."

"The lead drummer of my marching band is such an asshole. So I pounded him. Let me just say that the re-percussions I faced weren't very nice."

"I invented a new word It's called plagiarism"

"Confucius say... Man who go to bed with sex in mind, wake up with solution in hand."