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Joke of the Day
"What if Adele was calling from inside the house?!"
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"I'll always remember Granddad's last words to me... ""WHAT'RE YOU DOING IN HERE WITH THAT HAMMER?"""
"A skeleton walks into a bar and says give me a beer... ...and a mop"
"Joke - I asked God I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness."
"I have a confession to make. I've been having sex with my staff. What's worse is I'm self employed!!!! Badaboom!"
"If singer/actor Meat Loaf got sick and refused treatment... the newspapers headline could be ""Meat Loaf Aday keeps the doctor away"""
"Don't cry because it's over, smile because they'll never find the body."
"So, nothing rhymes with orange, huh? *changes name to MC Orange, wins every rap battle, and retires undefeated*"
"Look on the bright side, your insomnia keeps most of the spiders out of your mouth."
"How many animals can you fit into a pair of panty hose? 2 calves, an ass, 1 beaver, a shit load of hares, a camel toe, and a fish nobody can find."