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Joke of the Day

"How does the Pirate watch his movie? He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)"

"A group of crows framed my friend, ultimately leading to his death I swear I'll find the murder who criminalized him!"

"I'm going to open a sperm bank. I'll call it ""Get a load of that guy"""

"What's an Australian's favorite element? Gold"

"What do you call a German barber? Herr Kutz (This was funnier when I was half asleep this morning)"

"At his funeral. I lay my hand on your shoulder. I apply pressure, gently, in an attempt to move you from in front of the snack table."

"Why did the Carpenters wife leave him? Because he was screwing around."

"The top 3 worst STDs according to logic... 1. A child 2. Feelings 3. AIDS"

"What do Viagra and Disney World have in common? A one-hour wait for a two-minute ride"

"What did the pig call a manuscript? A shoat story."