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Joke of the Day

"People with FB statuses like, ""I'm so angry right now"", then when someone says, ""What's up?"" they reply, ""I'll text you."" WHAT ABOUT US?"

"I don't like holocaust jokes ...because my grandpa died in the holocaust. He fell off a guard tower."

"Everybody, it's OK to vote for Hillary Clinton The snuke in her sniz was successfully deactivated."

"Why does a chicken coop have two doors ? Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!"

"Birth certificates need a popup dialog box: ""Are you SURE you want to spell your kid's name that way?"""

"Anybody hear about what happened when Nietzche died? Oh, well I guess it doesn't really matter anyway..."

"DOG 911: what's the emergency? DOG: a boy threw a ball but I can't find it DOG 911: did u check his hand? DOG: of course I checked hiDAMMIT"

"Going to a Yahtzee party. I hope that isn't slang for something gay. Well, gayer than Yahtzee."

"What did the old Kentucky colonel say when he got his Viagra? The south shall rise again!"

"(NSWF) Whats funner than a dead baby A dead baby wearing a clown outfit"