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Joke of the Day

"Green Lantern That name has a nice ring to it"

"They said I should follow my dreams So I went back to sleep."

"A man enters zoo enclosure to feed the tigers. succeeds"

"Stop burning bridges. They're not even good kindling. Just use sticks."

"I just gave my new secretary a sexy dress for her first week's salary. Next week, I'm going to raise her salary."

"I'm gonna kill anyone who says swag... ...They'll call it the yolocaust"

"I wore a leather jacket into a vegan restaurant and now I'm hiding in the bathroom."

"My little sister is bringing her black boyfriend to my grandparents' house for Thanksgiving so I'm bringing popcorn and a comfortable chair."

"I thought the big NYC ball was mechanically operated but I guess not. I heard Mariah Carey dropped it last night during her performance."

"THIS JUST IN: Hooters seeks extra support due to unprecedented sagging. So yeah, Hooters is for sale."