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Joke of the Day
"Why do women close their eyes during sex? Because they can't stand to see a man happy."
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"I went to a concert and the DJ asked us to put our hands in the air Unfortunately, I had forgotten my bag of Lays at home"
"What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains? The all tend to be found enclosed within temples."
"What's a dragracers favourite meal? Brake-fast"
"What's the difference between a star and America? The star has a bright future."
"What does a Greek say when he receives his salary? Danke schon."
"What did they say to the CEO who raise minimum wage to $70,000? Price is right!"
"What should you do if you find the corpse of a raped woman in the woods? Check your bearings, you're going in circles."
"Which is the most religious vegetable? The Pope-tato"
"What bathroom does Roy G. Biv use? The colored one."