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Joke of the Day

"If you could go back in time and kill any person for the good of the future, who would you kill? Trump"

"What do you call a belt made of paper? A waist of paper. *knee slap*"

"SPOILER ALERT: Unrefrigerated milk goes bad quickly."

"Did you hear about the guy who'd just broken up with his Asian girlfriend? He felt a little disoriented."

"snow ice or cold puns I wanted to see everybody's best ice snow or cold puns,"

"What do you call a mexican midget? a paragraph, because he's too short to be an essay."

"I won $3 million on the Lottery this weekend. I decided to donate a quarter of it to Charity. Now I have $2,999,999.75 and she has $.25"

"What do you call a group of homosexual musicians from India who never get to play out? A Gay Raj band"

"What do you call a dog with no legs? A log"

"What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes? Goes-in-tight!"