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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey? A cross."

"The only way I'd want to watch a video of you pouring a bucket of ice water over your head is if you promise you drown at the end."

"I wish that if you stopped yourself from sneezing enough times you could shoot an energy ball out of your hand."

"Robot Nerves Why are robots never afraid? Because they have nerves of steel"

"I think my dog goes out at night to drink with her doggie friends. At least she can't drive because that would be ridiculous."

"Wanna up the awkward while standing in line? Turn around while you wait."

"What's the difference between a worm and an apple ? Have you ever tried worm pie ?!"

"Why did the alcoholic quit his acting career when the audience jeered at him? He couldn't handle his boos."

"People say, ""why buy the cow, if you get the milk for free?"" But I don't see anyone buying a car with out a test drive."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bjorn ! Bjorn who ? Bjorn with a silver spoon in his mouth !"