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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey? A cross."
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"Milk toast was probably named by same lazy guy that named the fireplace and waterfall."
"What do you call an imp that is rushes to the hospital? Impatient OC from r/dadjokes"
"Ladies and Gents ""Ladies and Gents.... ...and that concludes our tour of the toilets."""
"A family is at the table eating dinner. ""I don't like Grandpa"" said the boy to his Mom. ""That's okay honey, just finish your potatoes instead."" She replied."
"Dogs have masters. Cats have staff."
"Pizza at gay marriages will inevitably become a trend. It will be largely symbolic (and artisanal)."
"What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic? Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog?"
"what do you call a man who has a rabbit up his bum? Warren"
"Click Baited...and outsmarted...and generally out played.. i miss u paul. <3"