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Joke of the Day

"Dogs have masters. Cats have staff."

"Did you hear about the group Italians joining ISIS? They are calling themselves the Italian ISIS."

"Picking up a Sea World Protestor Should we go back to my place, free willy and see how long Tilikum? Guaranteed Soak-Zone."

"CS:GO's New One-Shot Revolver http://blog.counter-strike.net/index.php/2015/12/13288/"

"Doctor: And did you drink your medicine after your bath Mrs Soap? Mrs Soap: No doctor. By the time I'd drunk the bath there wasn't room for medicine."

"What's the difference between a bomb vest and a feminist? A bomb vest does something when it's triggered."

"santa claus visits everyone Q: What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton? A: Ho, ho, ho!"

"What do ghosts dress up as for Halloween? As John Cena because you can't see them."

"The whole ""bad boy"" thing is fun until you have kids with him. Ooh you drank away the diaper money? That's soooo hot"

"I did a random survey/poll on the street and according to 98% of people, ""Leave me alone""!"