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Joke of the Day
"Milk toast was probably named by same lazy guy that named the fireplace and waterfall."
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"Did you hear those loud tennis players last night? They were causing quite the racket."
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"Grandpa: ""My joints are stiff."" Me: ""Don't roll them so tight."""
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"I don't know why, but books about medicine are hilarious. The section about urinary tract infections made me pee my pants."
"What is Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAND EEEEEEEEEEYYYYYEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"
"How is American beer comparable to having sex on a boat? It's fucking close to water."
"There are two rules for success: 1. never tell everything you know."
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