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Joke of the Day

"A family is at the table eating dinner. ""I don't like Grandpa"" said the boy to his Mom. ""That's okay honey, just finish your potatoes instead."" She replied."

"Imagine if you killed a shark then got reincarnated as a shark but the shark you killed was really popular & all the sharks knew it was you."

"If Carly Fiorina had a sex change... ...do you think that she might also change her name to Charlie Feelmaweena?"

"What's the definition of relative humidity? Sweat on your balls when you're doing your sister."

"a bird doesnt sing becuase it has an answer. it sings becuase birds are jerks who like to hear the sound of their own voice"

"You can't be ugly and play hard to get, you are already hard to want....."

"I named my hard drive ""dat ass"" so once a month my computer asks if I want to 'back dat ass up'."

"TIL in 1974 Russians accidentally blew up their own submarine, thinking it was an enemy Oops, wrong sub"

"What do you call a confident chicken? Cocky"

"I *SWEAR* I'm not addicted to brake fluid... I can stop whenever I want"