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Joke of the Day

"Two baloons meet each other in a garden shop... The first one says to the other: Don't go that way, there's a cactussssssssssssssssssssssssssssss"

"Why isn't there gambling in Africa? Too many cheetahs."

"My mind has been wandering so long, we're pretty much in a long-distance relationship."

"I'm looking for a new nursing home for my mother. Something without phones or access to postage stamps."

"Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? They Lactose."

"I'm 5'5"" and a HALF. I think men should be pretty impressed that I consider half inches very important when measuring things."

"I think mountains are funny.... they're *hill areas*"

"Did you hear about the girl who went fishing with her six male friends? She came home with a red snapper!"

"There are 10 types of genders in the world... Gender binary, and, well, the joke still makes sense if you didn't get the first part."

"What kind of Lettuce do serve on the Titanic? Iceberg Lettuce! :D"