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Joke of the Day

"Two baloons meet each other in a garden shop... The first one says to the other: Don't go that way, there's a cactussssssssssssssssssssssssssssss"

"BREAKING NEWS: Donald Trump does not accept presidential election... Says he doesn't want to move into an estate which previously had black tenants."

"How many teens does it take to change a light bulb 1, they stand there and wait for the world to revolve around them"

"Who was the least guilty President of the them all? Lincoln. He was in-a-cent."

"What's E.T. Stand for? Extra testicle"

"How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ? When your nose touches the ceiling !"

"What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea? I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face."

"A sweet treat. I find my sex life is a lot like Nutella. Everyone loves it and has it all the time, and I'm just sitting in bed alone with a box of Ritz crackers."

"We're having sweet potato fries with dinner ""Haha sweet potatoes?"" DON'T ""Don't what?"" You're gonna make a dumb potato pun ""I YAM NOT!"""

"Did they ever identify that unknown female deer crime victim? You mean Jane Doe?"