107636

Joke of the Day

"How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ? When your nose touches the ceiling !"

"I'm at my most Michael Phelps when I find out someone has peed in the pool."

"I like movie reviews You always catch something new the second time"

"What do you call a group of well-endowed, homosexual physicists? Large hardon colliders"

"If asked 'Whats up?' respond 'An animated film about the journey of a boy & an old man' then wink & fly away carried by hundreds of balloons"

"Why didn't the shepard cut off his sheep's wool? Shear laziness."

"This morning I jogged for 30 swear words."

"This crunchy cat food tastes a lot like I just poured from the wrong packet into my cereal bowl."

"What's green and smells like bacon? Kermit's fingers."

"Did you know, if you cut off your left arm, your right arm would be left."