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Joke of the Day
"Did they ever identify that unknown female deer crime victim? You mean Jane Doe?"
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"if I was a Trucker, I'd wanna' be 1978 macho karate knowin', funny CB-radio trucker, Not the 2010 meth-addled, restroom-gay-sex,herpes-type."
"My wife's so square in bed she has cubic hair"
"What do you call a Mexican lady with no legs? Cunt-sway-low"
"Why does Bear Grylls love Bud Light? It's sterile and he likes the taste."
"Went to take my dog with no legs for a walk in the park... now its a dragon."
"Women sometimes make fools of men, but most guys are the do-it-yourself type."
"Girlfriends are like puzzles. The smaller ones are easier to beat"
"Two coffees were walking down the street... One of them was mugged!"
"If I were a dog would you help me bury my bone?"