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Joke of the Day

"What's E.T. Stand for? Extra testicle"

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"Gaytway 'Gay' is a tricky word. If someone asks 'are you gay?' If you respond no, it mean you are not happy with your life...if your response is yes, it means you are not happy with your wife!"
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"What do you call a mexican fighting a priest... Alien Vs Predator"
"Zayn Malik has a full beard now. He only shaves in one direction."
"What's the difference between Batman, and a Black man Batman can go to the store without robin"
"I went through a Skrillex phase I had to stop though. It got expensive dropping everything all the time!"
"The difference between being erotic and being kinky? It's erotic if you use a feather... ...but it's *kinky* if you use the whole chicken."
"What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A Dinosnore! PS: Caillou is the BEST show ever."
"What do you call a floating Jew? Ashes in the wind."