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Joke of the Day

"A guy got a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his dick... Now he can play with his money, watch it grow, and you can't find a girl who can't blow a hundred dollars."

"My wife said that I need to pay more attention to what's going on around me. So, in 2010, I'm going to try harder."

"What is E.T short for? Because he has little legs."

"The best part of being lactose intolerant is the cure for constipation is cheese."

"What do you do when Ronda says ""Not Tonight""? Kick her out of bed"

"Why is Peter Pan ALWAYS flying? He neverlands. lol this joke never grows old."

"Black people have 3 things that are white. Their eyeballs, their teeth, and... their masters"

"A proton walks into a bar ... Tells the bartender, ""You don't serve my kind here"". ""Really ?!"", asks the bartender. ""I'm positive""."

"Survival Tip: When flipping off your wife behind her back... Make sure she's not standing in front of a mirror."

"I went camping over the weekend... It was in tents."