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Joke of the Day
"How do you comeback 'I know you are but what am I?"" A hypocrite"
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"I never could have made it to my sixth Twitter anniversary without the support of my wife and kids, whatever their names are."
"Who's the roundest knight of King Arthur's court? Circumference"
"Absentmindedness SHE""I consider, John, that sheep are the stupidest creatures living."" HE(absent-mindedly)""Yes, my lamb."""
"What's the difference between Kim Kardashian and the Titanic? Ones full of dead semen and the other one is the Titanic"
"What does Salvador Dali eat for breakfast? Surreal"
"I eat the broken cookies first because I feel bad for them."
"What is the difference between 3 dicks and a joke? Your mom cant take a joke."
"What's the same about George Washington, and a tranny? They both chopped down their own cherry trees."
"My girlfriend and I are in sync! Like the band. Or soap."