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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between 3 dicks and a joke? Your mom cant take a joke."

"Why can't you checkmate a christian? Because they're all pawns and their king doesn't exist."

"I met a geologist the other day He seemed gneiss."

"Why can't smokey the bear and his wife have kids? Because every time his wife gets hot, he throws dirt on her and beats her with a shovel"

"What do you call a gay dinosaur? Mega-Sore-Arse"

"Caeser ran into his friends Brutus Brutus said ""hey Julius, I heard you raped a Senators wife. What happened?"". Caeser replied. "" Vidi Vici Veni!"""

"Who lives in a hut with a couple pieces of trash and two grains of rice? An Ethiopian person who has been hoarding for several years now."

"Driver "" I'm very sorry to learn that your wife ran away with your driver "" said the friend to the old man. "" oh, don't worry, I can drive """

"Everyone says I should sign up for a 401k but I don't think I can run that far."

"A White Guy. If a white guy is surrounded by 3 black guys, he's getting robbed. 30 black guys, he's a football coach. 300 black guys he's a prison guard."