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Joke of the Day

"Good news, The doctor says I'm health as a horse. Bad news, she keeps using large farm animals to describe me."

"How did Jennifer Aniston find her fiancee? She looked very Theroux-ly."

"Why did the man who stole my crops take aspirin? Because he had my grains"

"What do you call the operation that turns a woman into a man? An addadictamie."

"I was trying to get my girl to try @nal. She said ""Fine I'm gonna stick my finger up your ass and see how you like it!"" The wedding is in a week"

"Q: What does a wicked chicken lay? A: Deviled eggs."

"Noses and Boyfriends Boyfriends are like noses... People get disgusted when you blow them in public. Especially if you're caught without a tissue"

"Some guys think sweaters are sexy, but I don't like girls who sweat more than the usual amount."

"What's the worst part about being a black Jew You have to sit at the back of the gas chamber"

"You are my fan because u blow me away."