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Joke of the Day
"Q: What does a wicked chicken lay? A: Deviled eggs."
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"What kind of outfit says ""I want you to let me stand in your group so I don't look like a loser but I don't want to talk to any of you""?"
"Words are so powerful; but I never have time to write on my fists before a fight."
"What should you do if you find yourself at a my chemical romance gig? Mope the fuck outta there."
"3 out of 4 people suffer from anxiety disorder. The 4th person enjoys it."
"me: *tries to help old lady cross the street* old lady: I have a boyfriend."
"What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it ? Nothing it just let out a little wine !"
"Roses are red, Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's To get to the other side"
"If Valentine's Day is for couples, what day is for single men? Palm Sunday. First time posting, please be gentle."
"How Many Tickles Does it Take to Make a Octopus Laugh? ten-tickles"