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Joke of the Day

"Noses and Boyfriends Boyfriends are like noses... People get disgusted when you blow them in public. Especially if you're caught without a tissue"

"Had sex with my first bernie supporter the other day... I now feel the bern"

"How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? 4... one to drop it and three to PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UUUUUUUP!!!"

"[recording studio] Producer: Um what're you guys doing? Singer: Ending the song Producer: You don't have to fade out. We'll do that in here."

"Bill Cosby sure does love pudding Pudding his dick where it doesn't belong."

"What is a horse being when it says mean thinga It's being neigh-gitive! Edit: Awesome. Screwed up the title"

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Easter Island Barbie ...the famous statue with blonde hair"

"Why couldn't Kim Kardashian see Caitlyn Jenner? Because she was trans-parent."

"Hey is it just me or is there another two-letter pronoun used to refer to oneself as the object of a verb or preposition?"

"When is the best time to buy budgies ? When they're going cheap !"