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Joke of the Day
"If I had a dime for every time a homeless person asked for money, I'd still say no. - Bo Burnham."
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"What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich? I don't fuck a sandwich before I eat it"
"If it wasn't for Yahoo Answers, there's no way I could know this numb black foot was just a headache."
"I neither like nor want to date Taylor Swift, but I know at some point it'll just be my turn."
"It's cool to jump out of bed and realize you are already dressed to run to Walmart"
"BNAG! That's bang out of order."
"""Sooo sorry I fell asleep during your wedding. It was rude but your vows were like SO long. Anyway, you may now kiss the bride"""
"What's the difference between a vegetable and a berry? i can't vegetable my dick so far in your ass whoever could pull it out would be crowned king arthur"
"Heard this one in a film you all might have seen A man is talking to his son and says, ""You know, son, if you don't stop masturbating, you're going to go blind."" The son says, ""Dad, I'm over here."""
"TIL Humans eat more bananas than monkeys. I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey."