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Joke of the Day
"If I had a dime for every time a homeless person asked for money, I'd still say no. - Bo Burnham."
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"Marriage jokes A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: ""Wife wanted."" Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: ""You can have mine."""
"Two women are at a cafe, sitting quietly"
"SSBM players: what's it called when Fox McCloud and Falco Lombardi shoot up a school? Columshine"
"A young boy who has diarrhea asks his mom for some viagra... She asks him why on earth he would want that, and the boy replies, ""isn't that the stuff you give Dad when his shit isn't hard?"""
"I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom... ...until they are flashing behind you."
"How does every racist joke start? [looks over both shoulders]...."
"What's the only day Asian people can have sex?? Election day"
"The cost of living has got so bad that my wife is having sex with me because she cant afford batteries"
"where does honey come from? beez nuts"