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Joke of the Day
"Want to know what I know about dwarves? Very little. Heard from a friend. It's awful, I know."
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"He died doing what he loved, annoying the hell out of me and not believing I would stab him."
"What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle ? A polo bear !"
"I bet if Aquaman and Jesus had a fight, Jesus would walk all over him."
"In my country you can't fight with corruption but you can deal with it."
"What is a bed's least favourite time of year? Spring break."
"What type of dog leaves a mark? shar pei"
"According to the most current magazine in this doctor's office, every home in America will have a television by 1962."
"Bawk to the Future #ChickenMovies"
"No thanks, 28 yr old hitting on me at the bar... With our age difference, I wouldn't be a cougar... more like a saber-toothed tiger."