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Joke of the Day

"I was dating an archaeologist but I had to break up with her Turns out she was a gold digger."

"I find that women in nightclubs are like toilets in nightclubs They're either engaged or vacant and some of them are disabled"

"The Hurricane by Rufus Blownoff"

"When I was growing up I never knew what I wanted to be, now that I'm older I know that it's younger."

"Tragedy strikes us today as a local ""Caution Tape"" factory explodes, leaving officials unsure how to properly barricade the area"

"I was going to photograph my food but then I ate it. I hope I don't get kicked off Instagram for that kind of behaviour."

"Send message without subject? Yes, Gmail. f$ck off."

"A boy asks for a pink ping pong ball... a boy comes downstairs and asks for a pink ping pong ball. ""don't you start that again."" says the mom."

"Happy Fourth of July Guys! I hope Internet Explorer sends this in time."

"My wife says she's leaving me, because the beginnings of my jokes are becoming cliched and predictable..."