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Joke of the Day
"My roommate said I might be schizophrenic. But what does he know I don't even have a roommate."
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"No thanks, marriage. If I wanted to stop getting laid I would just start wearing crocs."
"Regarding Daughters Any father will tell ya that parents spend the first 2-3 years of a daughter's life trying to teach them to talk, and the next 15 or so trying to get them to shut-up."
"Ironic... is having a coke machine reject your dollar bill for it being rolled up to many times."
"On Viagra Guidlines If I was ever able to keep an erection for more than four hours, I would be calling the girl with a visible thong who handed me a pencil in calc, not my doctor"
"One of the funniest jokes on reddit. /r/atheism"
"i think it's about time we get honest with children about how they're bad at most things"
"What's a moo hoo for a young calf? A new moo!"
"Wal-Mart Announced It Will No Longer Sell Confederate Flag-related Products As a result, it has also announced it will close 1000 stores by 2016."
"What did one cow say to the other? Hey moo!"