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"Something is always going on in the kitchen, but you never know whats cooking till the end when you eat... Is that why they call it the final supper?"
"What's Irish and stays out on your deck? Paddy O'furniture"
"I love taking long walks on the beach with my girlfriend.... Until the acid wears off and I realize I am just dragging a mannequin through the parking garage."
"How much for these old batteries? For you? No charge."
"If the world is getting smaller why do postal rates keep going up?"
"What's blue and smells like red painting? Blue painting"
"Wait, you've got 99 bottles of beer on the wall? A. You should be refrigerating those, not putting them on a wall. B. You are an alcoholic."
"11 million Americans spend half their income on steam ... In June."
"This cat poop tastes like I'm about to get yelled at. -- Dogs"