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Joke of the Day

"What's Irish and stays out on your deck? Paddy O'furniture"

"Anybody taking bath in Milk.. ""Why do you take baths in milk?"" ""I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower."""

"Why does the corn get mad at the farmer? Because he is always pulling on his ears."

"I haven't slept for ten days... ... Because that would be too long."

"Which type of soup is the heaviest? Won-ton soup"

"What do dyslexic sysadmins eat for breakfast? Cronflakes."

"I'm glad the Chicago Cubs finally won the World Series. 108 years of hibernation just doesn't seem healthy."

"[NSFW] What's the difference between acne and a priest ? Acne waits until you're 14 to come all over your face"

"What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld? Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways?"

"Life's like a box of chocolates It don't last long for fat people."