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Joke of the Day
"How much for these old batteries? For you? No charge."
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"Roses are brown... Violets are brown... Wait...Who shat in my garden?"
"A drunk man walks into a bar ... ""Jesus, Craig, you suck at playing limbo!"" said the man's friend."
"What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree? a porcupine"
"What is a runner's favourite subject in school ? Jog-raphy !"
"Trump, Pence, Bannon, Sessions, Pompeo, Flynn, Priebus, Tillerson. Not sure Trump knows this but traditionally, you only need 4 horsemen."
"What do you call a gay hipster? A douchefag."
"The Great Wall of China proves that Trump's wall will work... ... throughout many centuries no Mexican has ever breached it."
"What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job? ""This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans"""
"Picture me and my boyfriend on a dinner date Wrong We're sitting on the same side of the table making you uncomfortable"