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Joke of the Day
"If the world is getting smaller why do postal rates keep going up?"
Next Joke
"Fact: it's impossible to look tough while getting a snack from a vending machine. You're all, ""Wheeee! A tiny bag of Cheetos!"""
"If you hold your pee.. Then your hands would get wet."
"So Trump wants to ban Muslims. But if prohibition has taught me anything it's that people will just make Muslims in their bathtubs."
"How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it? With the chicken still around it"
"If he calls you clingy, move in immediately without warning and decorate his bed with 57 throw pillows"
"Kids having the best time ever sound exactly the same as kids being axe-murdered."
"There is nothing wrong with window puns, I just don't like to shed light on them."
"shout out to.. shout out to people wondering what the opposite of in is"
"I have a nice body. It's out in the trunk."