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Joke of the Day

"On the Beauty of Nordic Women... Question: Why are Nordic women so beautiful? Answer: Well, the Vikings didn't kidnap the ugly ones..."

"TIFU trying to have sex and it went horribly wrong. 1 simple trick to make it to reddits front page."

"I just let my mind wander, and it didn't come back."

"What do tight jeans and a cheap hotel have in common? No ballroom"

"""listen up, I'm only going to show you this once!"" ~ suicide bomber teacher."

"Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup? Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper."

"My friend asked me today if I started Christmas shopping. I'm crying. While digging a hole to bury her."

"My wine drinking is merely functional... My personality is better with a little marinade."

"My Grandfather Says I should not be so Dependent upon technology... ...Yet he is the one hooked to life support."

"Why did the hipster go to the gynecologist? To get a Pabst smear."