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Joke of the Day

"TIFU trying to have sex and it went horribly wrong. 1 simple trick to make it to reddits front page."

"White ppl be like ""What's the return policy on this umbrella?"""

"I once told a girl to text me when she gets home She must have been homeless"

"My Iraqi friend skyped me today Something hilarious must've been happening because I kept hearing ""Hahahahallahu hahahkbar"" and then what sounded like party poppers. Abdul sure is a mad one."

"Today I went to the convenience store to pick up some condoms. When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked ""Would you like a bag?"" I replied ""No, she's not that ugly"""

"Doggy Sherlock Holmes was investigating a case... Doggy Sherlock: Any leads? Doggy Watson: Yes, Holmes. Two. Doggy Sherlock: Excellent, lets take them and go walkies."

"What did Jay Z call his girlfriend when they were dating? A Feyonce"

"Punctuation can really change a sentence. For example, ""Let's eat kids"" becomes ""Let's eat punctuation""."

"What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire? Bernadette"

"Welcome to ghosts anonymous. Nice to see such a spirited turnout. *all of the ghosts boo in unison*"