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"what's black and white and red all over? interracial couple losing virginity"
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"What did we call IT before computers ? The Mail Room"
"Keep your friend's clothes in your enemy's toaster."
"It seems I passed my mummy embalming exam... It was a no brainer!"
"Lifes all fun and games till you realize Casper's a dead child."
"When Chuck Norris is pulled over, cops show him their IDs"
"If olive oil comes from olives where does baby oil come from?"
"[at work] ""Mornin, Margaret."" ""Mornin. You're late today."" [looks at watch] ""Not as late as your dead husband though, am I?"""
"Why was the Scotsman buried on the hill? He died."
"[telling a scary story to a group of moths] and when she opened the door..[holds flashlight to face] she- AH GET OFF OF ME YOU GUYS"