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Joke of the Day
"I just let my mind wander, and it didn't come back."
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"My wife lost 200 lbs! I divorced her."
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"eer booze and fun!' 'WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't remember)."
"Why I like molecular-biology porn I watch it for the blot."
"Drinking hard liquor is... pretty whisky business."
"[aliens talking] ""They call it a sel-fee"" A photograph of oneself? ""Sometimes several"" But why? ""We have one theory"" Go on ""They're idiots"""
"Why were the bakers hands brown? Because he was kneading a shite"
"If I buy a cardigan, and then I buy another cardigan Am I buying a cardiganagain?"