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Joke of the Day

"Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup? Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper."

"Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup."

"What's white and in the men's 100M final? The lines."

"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile"

"What type of blood does a keyboard have? Typo"

"The glass ceiling is dangerous. I can't believe they'd let a woman up there. (Credit to Raising Hope)"

"What was the warlock's favorite cookbook? The Necronomnomnomicon."

"Why do chemists love bad jokes? Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions"

"Why are trigonometric functions always women? Because they have periods!"

"I had a joke about time travel but you guys didn't like it."