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Joke of the Day

"If you went camping and woke up with a condom in your butt, would you tell anyone? If not, do you wanna go camping?"

"A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: ''I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.''"

"I sing like Sinatra and have the brain of Einstein. I think that's why girls call me Frankenstein."

"RIP Boiling water You'll be mist."

"Knock knock! (Who's there?) Not Abe Vigoda."

"There's a fine line between myth and reality and booze blurs it nicely."

"Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!"

"""Brace yourself."" -lazy orthodontist"

"Her cooking is so bad, it would make medicine sick!"

"i woke up my girlfriend with oral sex... ....she almost choked and is now mad :("