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Joke of the Day
"How many pirates does it take to screw in a lightbulb in China? "
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"Spent the day attempting crazy driving stunts because I forgot to read the fine print at the bottom of a car commercial."
"Yo Mama's so fat that while she's sits on the beach the lifeguard comes up to her to say ""Excuse me mame but the tide wants to come in."""
"What did the man say when he saw the Jewish man stealing his water? ""Water Jew doing?"""
"What has two legs and bleeds? Half of your dog...I hit it with my car."
"Confucius say....... ........woman who fly in plane upside down, crack up."
"Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning? They don't have balls to scratch!"
"What did the frog with the speech impediment say? ""Thibbit"""
"Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart? Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small."
"Why were there only 1,000 Mexicans at the Alamo? they only had 2 trucks"