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Joke of the Day
"The Joker What do you call somebody who shares a coffin with the Joker? Heath Lodger!"
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"HADES: Unleash the hell hound! CERBERUS: *sipping tea* I told you to ask first if it's a good time for us. HADES: Is it a-- CERBERUS: No."
"*Woman throws a drink in my face but I swallow it all perfectly*"
"Did you hear about a Russian-speaking Indian? He worships a moss cow"
"Studies show that people who start a sentence with ""studies show..."" have no clue what they're talking about"
"What do you call a cancerous growth on a clown? A *humor*."
"Every trip to the supermarket is a game of ""Dodge The Indecisive Old People With My Cart."""
"I poured my root beer... ... into a square cup, now I'm left with only beer."
"1.What is Bruce Lee's favorite beverage? WATAAAH! 2.What is Bruce Lee's favorite hamburger? WHOPPAH! 3.Which hotel does Bruce Lee stay overnight? HYAAAAATT!"