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Joke of the Day
"I poured my root beer... ... into a square cup, now I'm left with only beer."
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"Is your body from McDonalds? Why because you are loving it.... No ...because its fat and greasy."
"Why did Sarah name her pet Fawn 99 Cents? Because it wasn't big enough to be a Buck."
"Did you hear about the Greek philosopher who overdosed on drugs? He was a *myth*anphetamine user."
"Has anyone here ever tried Ethiopian food? They haven't either."
"Just lean back in your chair and say ""caloric"". It's exhilerating."
"canadians apologize a lot but i've never heard an apology for canadian bacon. just once i'd like a ""here's your ham. sorry."""
"Why did the zookeeper take a piss on the seel? He couldn't hold it."
"Why is owning a Prius difficult? It's hard to drive when you're patting yourself on the back all the time."
"What do you call a black man visiting a zoo? a family reunion"