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Joke of the Day

"1.What is Bruce Lee's favorite beverage? WATAAAH! 2.What is Bruce Lee's favorite hamburger? WHOPPAH! 3.Which hotel does Bruce Lee stay overnight? HYAAAAATT!"

"How'd the preacher catch A.I.D.S. in Africa? Missionary style."

"I've got hoes in different area codes. (I'm very careless with my gardening tools.)"

"wow. chess is like a whole different game when you play it with your clothes on. was it always like that, grandpa? cause I don't like it."

"If a guy is the one that plows the girl than doesn't that make him the hoe?"

"I'm almost drunk enough to comment on a YouTube video."

"Maybe my threats will be more effective if, after I mentioned all the people I've killed, I don't say, ""in RuneScape."""

"Once upon a time there was a happy woman... But that happened only once and only to one woman"

"Doctor Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains Well pull yourself together then"

"A doctor reaches into his smock to get a pen to write a prescription and pulls out a rectal thermometer. ""Oh, damn it,"" he proclaims, ""Some asshole has my pen"