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Joke of the Day
"*Woman throws a drink in my face but I swallow it all perfectly*"
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"Policie arrested 2 kids yesterday. One was drinking battery acid and the other one was eating fireworks. One kid was charged, but the other one took off."
"I've decided to go on the ""England World Cup Diet"" It only lasts 5 days and you lose loads! (England fan here using humour to cope with the pain...)"
"My wife has the hottest ass in the world... Me."
"What do you call a coin featuring the image of a spaceship and a rooster? Badmintin' (P.s. I'm sorry, this is terrible)"
"Fun Fact: You can edit and crop a selfie so that we aren't able to see the cataclysmic disaster of dirty clothes in the background!"
"What breaks when you give it to a toddler? Its hips."
"My pastry factory has been pretty successful... So far we've had a good turnover."
"Q: Why did the rooster cross the road? A: To get to the chick across the street!"
"Tom Brady got punished more than Ray Rice because he beat a whole team"