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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a cancerous growth on a clown? A *humor*."

"Spotting Idiots Online I wish there was some way to identify idiots online. Sent from my iPhone"

"What do you call a singing laptop? A dell"

"I like my men like I like my coffee: I don't like coffee."

"GOOD COP: Tell us what you know BAD COP: Or we'll turn up the heat DAD COP: DON'T YOU TOUCH THAT DAMN THERMOSTAT"

"Someone just asked my son what other type of fish do you like then? nnHe replied....chicken.nnnThank god he is good looking."

"How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb? None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years."

"I just saved $30 on Taco Bell by telling a friend I don't have my wallet"

"Parenthood is where you spend 18 years saying no all because of that one critical time you said yes."

"What do you call three Trumpies? Drei rot."